slay-z: one time, my dad met Stevie Wonder and he was all stoked because he’s a huge Stevie fan and he came up and was like “oh wow, Stevie, it’s so great to meet you” and Stevie smiled and said “I can’t see ya, but I know you’re ugly.”
avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
jesuschristvevo: brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment